This would be me if I were a career politician. If I had political ambitions, I would be inclined to play my enemies against each other, enmesh the world in a constant state of conflict and enslave the entire human race into believing that freedom is something handed down in a sacred document that was written by the feeble hand of man instead of something to be seized and enjoyed in the Living Moment by every individual.
So, don’t ever vote for me if I’m stupid enough to run for political office. And don’t ever take me too seriously; I’m like the band Tool–rough, deadly serious, then smooth and always tongue-in-cheek. After all, we’re all born, experience life as a subjective reality that we foolishly interpret as objective, and then we die and our experiences leak out of our minds into the river of Time which flows ever on. Talk about your cosmic jokes! (Who would have ever thought that we were the wave and not the water?)
So, don’t even vote for me to hand out free coffee for your board meetings; It’ll be too hot and will always burn your tongue.
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