Lick Tatitlek by Travis S.

“It is a well documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells. Each one wriggling in its own direction, totally confident it knows where it’s going, to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”

HUMORIST DAVE BARRY

So I finally bought a GPS navigator. Since I was a young child, I’ve had a fear of getting lost. I can remember being in the Venture (a K-Mart style store in Decatur, Illinois) and leaving my mother and getting so freaked out that I had to go to the front desk and have her paged over the intercom. This was back in the days when it wasn’t that big of a deal to let your kids go wandering in the store. Nowadays, we parents are afraid to let our kids out of our sight in the back yard.

And as an adult, I detest getting lost even though Columbus is the easiest city in the world to get around in (seriously, High Street runs north and south and Broad Street runs east and west and every street in the city seems to connect to one of them). But I’m really interested in starting to take some trips to the Ohio wine country up north and this will be a great way to see parts of my state that I’ve never seen before.

I’ve been using it for a few days now and I have to say that I could easily become addicted to driving with this little device. It’s nice to be able to read the streets as I pass them and I’m really digging the sexy English chick voice that reads out my directions. I’ve been able to program in all of my relative and friends’ addresses and it’s just nice to remove the entire stress of finding out how to get places.

I highly recommend getting one of these little devices.

LINKS:

  • Map of Cannabis Laws Around the World
  • The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
  • Washington Post article “The Lost War on Drugs”

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