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Archive for June, 2008

Ex-Lax and Trimming Bush

Posted by Josh in June 29th, 2008  
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Posted in: Politics, Uncategorized     

I’ve been in my house five years now. I have a metal shower curtain rod in my bathroom. I have metal hooks that are on that shower curtain rod. For five fucking years, I’ve heard scraping metal against metal every blessed damn day in the morning. I complain about it in [...]

Zero Punctutation Has Weighed In on Metal Gear 4…

Posted by Josh in June 27th, 2008  
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Posted in: Uncategorized, Video Games     

…and I’m still fugging laughing as I type this. Too true. Too funny. I finally beat MSG4 and to be honest, I enjoyed the game. It took my 36 hours to beat it and I’ll wager that 18 of those hours were spent in cut scenes. It’s the video game [...]

George Carlin–I Was Still Laughing When He Died

Posted by Josh in June 23rd, 2008  
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George Carlin was a prophet for the common man and he died of heart failure yesterday. I saw him play here in Columbus back in the late 90’s and it was a canned performance meaning the same bit he did word for word in his recent HBO special. But it was still fuggin’ [...]

I Just Can’t Win for Mowing

Posted by Josh in June 22nd, 2008  
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I was outside mowing the lawn today when I looked up and saw my wife motioning at me from the kitchen window. I shut off the mower and walked up to the window. She was laughing, almost in hysterics. Finally, she got the story out.
My 20-month old daughter, who is a regular [...]

I Want to See Bush Shucking Tomatoes

Posted by Josh in June 20th, 2008  
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Posted in: Politics     

I just watched the footage of the President’s “tour” of the flooded heartlands and I couldn’t be more disappointed in him as a leader. It was a parade of photo op bullshit as Tom Harkin cork soaked to get that disaster money. Eff that! Bush should have been out there shucking tomatoes [...]

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