Get ready for the pain because three dudes coming straight out of the Buckeye State are about to take this city-pity world by storm–and we’re just getting warm!

Who out there is sick of listening to the Left and Right Coasts speak like they define what makes up America? If you say yes, then we’re the blog for you.

Who out there knows what a potato gun is? If you say yes, then we’re the blog for you.

Who out there feels the pain of being forced to pay $30 to see a first run movie when you can buy the stupid thing on DVD in six months for half the price and watch at home, semi-naked with your right hand stuffed down your underwear?

Okay, maybe we’re alone in that…But still, we’re the site for you.

We promise to pull no punches, leave no wound left unsalted, and no enemy unsmited!

Welcome to the Midwestern Mind. Welcome to the world where only boys wear pants.

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