I honestly don’t get why more Christians aren’t ecstatic about this. I thought all press was good press. You would think this whole Jesus couldn’t have had a wife and child because he was God incarnate ridiculosity would have subsided with the DVD release of The DaVinci Code. Apparently, this still sticks in the craws of some carmalized pew sitters out there.

First of all, let’s be happy that Hollywood film makers like James Cameron still care about producing films that add to the intellectual evolution of the human species (and I don’t want to hear any shit about Titanic–it was a good movie, I don’t care what you say). Second, let’s be happy there are still human beings who understand history enough to call bullshit on quaint mythologies that have been revised more times and by more people than all of Wikipedia put together.

So what’s the worst thing that would come from Jesus having married Mary Magdalene and fathered a child named Judah? The baseless faith of millions of people who worship historical metaphors and childish fairy tales instead of common sense and truly loving their neighbor would crumble like the bones in a first century Jerusalem tomb? I say that could be a good thing, my nickas and my pitches.

This entire “War on Terror” is based on misplaced religious foolishness so perhaps it’s time for a little baseless faith house cleaning in the world. I say let’s replace Revelations with Carl Sagan’s Cosmos which has more valuable truth on the dust jacket than in the entire acid trip of St. John with the asanine warriors on horses. Yeah, I saw that movie, it was called Lord of the Rings and Peter Jackson did a better job at bringing it to life for the world than King James did so shut yer trap when I’m rappin.’

Does this movie bother any of you?

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