I have been putting off writing this post ever since Fantastic Bastard sent me a link to this FrontPage magazine article by Solly Ganor. I’ve been putting off because what I’m about to type is a pride-swallowing end to seven years of misplaced faith and about three years of totally ignored gut checks.
President George W. Bush is an incompetent leader and doesn’t care one bit about the plight of middle class citizens in this country.
Seven years ago, I sat at the bar in The Macaroni Grille in Springdale, Ohio with my soon-to-be brother-in-law and we started talking about politics. I told him I was voting for Al Gore and he started grilling me as to why and laying down his love for Ronald Reagan, the need for small government, lower tax-burdens across the board and the necessity of cutting out public funding for welfare and social programs in order that people begin to start doing for themselves again.
It made sense at the time. It still makes sense. And I walked away convinced that the Republican Party represented these values and that I should start looking seriously at supporting their candidate for President in the year 2000, which would be the first national election I ever voted in (I willingly abstained from the 1996 election and wasn’t old enough to vote in ‘92 when I would have voted for Perot if I could have).
But looking back, seven years later, I am ashamed to admit that I was duped. I was willingly deceived and walked into the dark cave, mistaking the shadows on the wall behind the dancing fire as the substance of the moment which would lead us all to the ambrosia and honey.
I started listening to Rush Limbaugh on my lunch breaks that Summer and Fall. I started talking to the people around me at work, trying to drum up support for Bush. I started my own website and started talking politics online. I read Atlas Shrugged. I subscribed to WorldNetDaily magazine. I read Cliches of Politics and all the links Limbaugh plugged on his site. God, I thought I was so fucking smart.
But you know who was smart? Karl Rove. I was an idiot who was totally unaware that the dark cave descended into a flaming hell of Islamo-Fascism which would provide the tinder box to a forest fire of money descending from the clouds to the waiting hands of the same military-industrial complex that Eisenhauer warned us against 47 years ago and which my parents and grandparents’ generations ignored like ice shaking ominously in their glasses while they stood beside a faultline.
Seven years later, the Party of Small government has created the largest and most ridiculously complicated government in the history of mankind. This beauracracy squanders more resources in one day on a war between human beings than it spends shepherding the basic human rights that its founding documents extoll as its primary source of power and existence.
Our government is fighting what I still consider to be a necessary war but they are fighting it like it like a soap opera–the prime directive is that the show (or fighting) must go on regardless of who dies or what horrible secrets become revealed along the way. There is no objective but perpetual war for perpetual peace, to borrow a phrase from Gore Vidal.
President Bush is not a wartime President nor is he an effective leader. Ronald Brownstein nailed it in his recent article in the LA Times when he said, “The answer begins with Bush’s management style. He combines a distaste for details with a tendency to prize loyalty over performance.” That is not effective management technique; it’s a recipe for a toasted shit sandwich on bread made of bones and blood.
But the folks on the other side of the aisle are a bunch of ball-less, soul-less, Bill Murray-in-Caddyshack-slurred-mouthed, douche bag idiots who couldn’t relieve a hard on with girl on girl porn and an ocean of astroglide.
I’m done voting for Republicans and Democrats, even if the candidate is made to appear competent by the PR experts and lawyerly flatter masters whose job is to continue selling us lemons and convincing us they taste as sweet as southern Kool-Aid.
I started walking this talk during the last Gubernatorial election in Ohio when I voted for Bill Peirce because he was the most qualified candidate Ohio has seen since before Abraham Lincoln wore short pants and read books by candle light. And I will continue voting my conscience from this moment forward. And from this moment forward, if Republicans or Democrats continue getting elected and the same stupid wars continue to fester on years after they should have ended in order to keep a flat-line of war profits coming into the devil’s war index fund from hell; it will be your fucking fault–you, the voters who continue to pole vault when the media warlords fire their starting gun.
Life is too short to continue voting stupidly just because you did in the past. I didn’t just vote for the wrong candidate, I voted in the wrong election. I voted in the election that the idiots on the 24-hour news channels convinced me was going on. There were candidates running who were far more qualified to lead this country than the three dolts who were the front-runners because the main stream media said so and I did myself, my community and the future of our species a disservice by not seeking them out and giving them my support for public office.
Be assuaged that I will make that mistake no more going forward. Here is one man who is planting his Howard Roark flag on the solid ground of common sense and Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me that forged this Democratic experiment from the ashes of an armed rebellion spurred from an anti-tax movement.
Long live the independent thinker. Long live the independent voter. Long live the human being unafraid to stand alone and cast their vote into the ocean of reckless synchronicity which mysteriously bakes up into the history we take for granted tomorrow.
We make and control history, second by second and the future begins now.
Welcome to the Second American Revolution.
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Quite the denouement. Welcome to the tiny band of people who are frustrated every day by the assholes in government. Unfortunately I’m also an eternal optimist, so I keep believing we can make a difference while being regularly pissed upon. I refuse to give up on this country. It’s too special. But the Democrats are worse than worthless and the Republicans worse than useless. The problem is, I haven’t yet found any party that’s worth supporting, only individuals - such as Tom Coburn of Oklahoma.
Who knows. Maybe our merry band will increase and one day we will own the world.