I’d say that was pretty cool.
I’d be out in your street pickin’ all that free shit up.
I’d tell you that you were retarded and then site you for illegal open burning.
I’d help you move, because I’m your friend and you just burned your car.
You could at least buy a house with indoor plumbing, man…
Even Abe Lincon wouldn’t have burned all his shit. That’s just crazy.
You could read them in your outhouse!