What if I gave my PS3, 360 and Wii to charity?
What if I threw all my games, CDs, iPod and computer into the street?
What if I piled all the shit in my house up in the yard and set it on fire?
What if I sold my house, bought some land out in East Ohio with a small cabin.
No power. No indoor toilet.
Candles like Abe Lincoln.
I’d still take my books.
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Response, line for line:
I’d say that was pretty cool.
I’d be out in your street pickin’ all that free shit up.
I’d tell you that you were retarded and then site you for illegal open burning.
I’d help you move, because I’m your friend and you just burned your car.
You could at least buy a house with indoor plumbing, man…
Even Abe Lincon wouldn’t have burned all his shit. That’s just crazy.
You could read them in your outhouse!