I’m close to finshing Dawkins’s book The God Delusion and I haven’t come away with much more than I started with. I’m already a believer in Natural Selection (which I knew has nothing to do with random chance as so many religious people ignorantly claim). It just makes sense to me that over time, species adapt to their environment and each other in a way which guarantees their survival. Really, that’s a no brainer to me. Memes and all that other shit I find to be scientifically and sociologically (which I guess is a science also) valid.
And religious people…c’mon. You’re seriously telling me that you believe that two thousand years ago a man was born of a woman who was a virgin, that he raised someone from the dead, was killed and rose from the dead three days later, ascended to some place in the sky 40 days after that and now sits at the right hand of his father (who is also him) and listens to every prayer and passes judgment on every soul that ever lived? And somehow, this story is supposed to have significance to the fortitude of my eternal soul?
Seriously? Pass me some of that shit you’re smoking.
If I cut my brain stem at the root, punctured my ear drums and poked my eyes out with sharpened tinker toy sticks; I still don’t think I could believe something so ludicrous as historical actual fact.
But some swear up and down that it is. Fine, I give this final argument. If Jesus ascended to “heaven” two thousand years ago, give or take 33 and 1/3, then even traveling at the speed of light his body wouldn’t even be out of our own galaxy yet–not to mention the 100 billion other galaxies (if I’m remembering my Carl Sagan correctly).
But I digress.
Metaphors. Every word is a metaphor. Ideas are metaphors. Signs and symbols are metaphors. God is a symbol. The word “God” is a metaphor which refers to something completely outside human knowledge and experience.
So you can’t think about it.
You can’t explain it.
You can’t talk about it.
You can’t put it on a greeting card and sell it on Sunday morning.
You can’t put its likeness on a flag and use it to drop bombs on brown people on the other side of the world.
You can’t sell it.
You can’t smell it.
And you damn sure can’ t build a system of worship around it (which is really a system of power over peoples’ minds and emotions, lets’ be honest).
Science is the systematic study of the nature of the Universe, what it actually is like. And this changes from moment to moment as our methods deepen our understanding. And science is far superior to religion if we’re talking about a methodology that actually helps us evolve by utilizing our natural and mental resources to their most efficient uses. After all, science is a system set up to prove its fundamental laws wrong through controlled experimentation and broad communication. Religion, on the other hand, is exactly the opposite–a closed-minded hurt machine built on channeling dread of death into total and absolute self immolation.
But science has a limit just as thought itself has a limit. Krishnamurti once said, “Intelligence comes into being when the brain recognizes its own fallibility–when it discovers once and for all what it is capable of and what it is not.”
And so just as the general theist thinks they know that an intelligent designer is pulling the strings of existence; the general atheist thinks they know that Natural Selection is at the heart of all existence and that somehow that should be enough for everyone.
It’s not. The humility that comes at the edge of the end of thought is the secret knowledge of what that one step beyond death is–ultimate transcendental (meaning unknowable) release.
This is the only meditation worth undertaking (all the “Ohms” and cross-legged sitting stances are just posturing) and in the end makes the intellectualization of the atheists look like a just-slightly higher floating turd than the idol worshiping of the theists.
Read Krishnamurti.
Read Joseph Campbell.
All will be clear.
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And yet, people that are firmly convinced that there is no God, Jesus was only a really cool guy who had a good line of BS, find it easy as hell to believe bullshit like aliens from another star system.
People are pretty fucked up, huh.