I’ll save you the trouble of looking through the archives. I’ve called Michael Moore every bad name I could think of in the past–some of them in public on this blog. But I’m taking them back today because he has totally redeemed himself in my eyes with this jewel of a movie. [...]

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It’s a clean glow. A soft buzz, growing louder. It’s a funnel with a marble rolling in concentric circles, halving the distance but never quite getting to the hole. It’s life, open and vast, a plane of clouds merging with other clouds, forming pictures in the [...]

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Jordan shuts off the computer and rubs his eyes with his thumb and forefinger. In one motion, he brushes a palm over his bald head, exhales, and looks out the tinted fiberglass window of the room. He sees at a sword made of diamond and steel, hung [...]

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Elder File # 10111
Jordan Mabusco-67-1812
This file pertains to the lunar citizen Jordan Mabusco-67-1812, male child, born of Meredith Mabusco-67, one of the original inhabitants of the colony. She is the only living original inhabitant. As of the writing of this file, steps are being taken to [...]

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After putting on the EPS and exiting the depot, Jordan takes a final look back. It’s a small shack, unilluminated and uninteresting, barely detectable in the starlight. He makes the first yawning jump that will take him back to civilization. Jordan has grown up in an environment [...]

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It is just after 0:00 hours when the boy is brought to the cell. He is taken from his classmates and drugged. His body is transported from the Tranquility Colony to a small depot on the dark side of the Moon. He is unaware that he is now property of the state.
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I woke up to the following in my MySpace messages this morning from Ron Paul:
We all know public media is trying to ignore and pass over some of the important things this man has to say! Well here it is, the simplest way to get his name out there! I have a feeling that if [...]

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We weren’t just mean. We were rotten to the god damn core when it came to Stevie the Train Dude. It was the early Winter of 1993 and a mild one in Cincinnati. Stevie was in our class but he was a weird sumbitch. He had this thing about trains. [...]

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So I was walking through the Costco book section the other day when a book caught my eye. It had a red, white and blue cover but at the top, there was a close up of a white dude’s eyes with old school mirrored Aviatior shades on. In the shades, you could see [...]

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…and it’s not because he’s currently running for the Republican nomination. We all know he’ll never make it. It’s because he’s quite possibly the only sane politician left in America. Watch and see if you don’t agree with me.

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