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		<title>&#8220;Masturbating in the Back Seat While Nobody&#8217;s Watching&#8221;: Short Fiction by Joshua Minton</title>
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If someone put a gun to my head and made me say out loud the worst three things about me as a person, they would be:

I am a serial masturbator.
I smoke too many cigars.
I play too much Guitar Hero which is a bitch because I have carpal tunnel from jerking off three times a day [...]]]></description>
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