American Idol–any girl who sings Janis Joplin sucks. Automatically. Even if she’s good, she sucks. Janis was not a great singer. Get over it, hippies. You were high. She was a whiny screamer. That is not great singing; it is torture on the scale next to waterboarding.

Big Brother–I am absolutely ashamed of Jen from Columbus. She represented our city wrong. Based on what I saw in the game, she lied, she manipulated and she shot her mouth off at the worse possible times. She sold her boyfriend out as a racist to try and save her own ass. Even though she’s a solid 8, her behavior has knocked her down three points in my mind. As for Ryan, he’s the typical guy from Columbus, OH. Beefy and opiniated but keeps it to himself mostly and he’ll do anything to keep banging his hot chick including letting his girlfriend of 8 months call him a racist on national television and kissing her afterwards like she forgot to take the trash out that week. It’s borderline pathetic.

Prison Break: Season finale sucked but I’m willing to chalk it up to the writer’s strike because the rest of the season kicked ass.

Knight Rider: I was actually surprised at how good the first episode was. They made it new, they made it interesting and they tied it in with the old series 20 years ago. I thought it was really good.

Lost: Lost is always good and I’m always pissed when the episodes end and I have to wait for some kind of resolution. There is a danger here of going the X-Files way of getting lost in multiple hanging story threads.

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